MARLBORO MARIJUANA CIGARETTES ?

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Sigarette alla marijuana? Bufala. La notizia è stata divulgata dal sito AbrilUno, un portale basato sull’ironia e sul sarcasmo, il cui nome tradotto in italiano coincide con Primo d’Aprile. Gli admin del sito hanno inventato una dichiarazione fittizia, rilasciata da Serafin Norcik, vice Presidente della Philip Morris: il dirigente avrebbe detto durante un’intervista che la compagnia starebbe valutando seriamente l’idea di commercializzare cannabis, monitorandone il mercato. Norrick avrebbe anche aggiunto che la compagnia sarebbe intenta a intrattenere rapporti con i signori della droga sudamericani. La veridicità della notizia è chiaramente friabile. Reporter e i bloggers, come sempre affamati di clic, tanto da dimenticare la professionalità,  si sono fatti prendere dall’entusiasmo, annunciando la svolta. L’incubo numero uno per gli anti-capitalisti dovrà attendere per realizzarsi: ma, pronosticando, non ci vorrà molto prima che le multinazionali metteranno le mani sulla pianta che tra la gente resta sinonimo di uguaglianza.

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ImageMarijuana cigarettes? No, it’s a fake. A news about Marlboro and cannabis,yesterday  has apperaedOn sarcastic website Abril Uno (first of April): Admins invented this story:
“Serafin Norcik, Phillip Morris’ Sr. Vice President for Marketing said in an interview that the company has been high on the idea of marketing cannabis, and has been monitoring the market for some time. It was only when the recent legalization initiatives — winning in Colorado and Washington — that they finally made the decision to take a leap of faith.

Norcik added that they have begun contacting former drug lords in Mexico and Paraguay, currently the largest marijuana-producing countries in the world, for the possibility of setting up a distribution ring across the North and South American continents, to streamline the supply lines.

Since only tobacco products are currently banned in advertisements and promotions in the United States, Phillip Morris also has set aside a huge $15 billion advertising budget just to promote the new “Marlboro M” and are now negotiating with major networks and publishers, to start marketing the product to consumers in the beginning of 2015″. 

The first nightmare for anti capitalistic people have to wait, but the industrial companies will not wait so long to monetize the plant, which means equality among the people.

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